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Despite being 32 years of age, Allan refuses to give up the eyebrow piercing he got when he was 24. Is this:
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Brick Bronson Excerpts
- The Bronson Bibliography
- The Bronson Chronicles
- A Man Called Bronson
- More Bronson
- The Man, The Myth, The Bronson
- Ain't Nobody More Bronson....
- Too Much Bronson?
- The Brick Effect
- The Bride of Bronson
- Bronson!!!!!!!!!
- Camp Bronson
- Bronson in Canada
- The Bronson Trio
- Brick Turns Suspicious
- Bronson's Got Issues
- A Brick Bronson Joint
- Brick Vs. Castro
- Brick Vs. Depression
- Gold Medal Brick
- Brick in La-La Land
- Brick Arcade
- Brick's Damn Spot
- Apocolyptic Brick
- Transvestite Brick
- Brownie Brick
- Porno Brick
- The Total Brick Workout
Bookgasm Articles
My Life in Porn
Life At the Pine
- How'd That Get There?
- Cell Phone Videos One
- Cell Phone Videos Two
- Cuttin' Down the Pine: Chapter 1a
- Cuttin' Down the Pine: Chapter 1b
- Cuttin' Down the Pine: Chapter 1c
- Cuttin' Down the Pine: Chapter 1d
- Cuttin' Down the Pine: Chapter 2a
- Cuttin' Down the Pine: Chapter 2b
- Cuttin' Down the Pine: Chapter 3
Good Reviews
- Campfire Ghost Stories II - CM
- UL - St. Albert Gazette
- Urban Legends - Bellaonline
- Urban Legends - NSN
- Urban Legends - The Gauntlet
- Gothic Ghost Stories - Rambles
- Scary Movies - CM
- Scary Movies - Amazon
- Scary Movies - Rambles
- Scary Movies - Bookgasm
- SM & HFS - NTW
- HFS - Rachelle
- GS of Tennessee - Amazon
Years ago, when the cherries were sweeter and the flowers never failed to bloom, Allan Mott whored his talents to create some of the finest disposable popular paperback “nonfiction” the world has ever managed to successfully ignore.
But those days are long past.
Now Allan spends his time trying to craft that perfectfirst second novel that’ll give him the credibility he pretends not to crave--that is when he isn’t whoring it in the pursuit of the filthy lucre upon which the whole concept of “whoring” is based. In his spare time he works on this blog, which is devoted to his obsessive love of everything that truly doesn’t matter in this world.
He calls it THE HOUSE OF GLIB .
But those days are long past.
Now Allan spends his time trying to craft that perfect
He calls it THE HOUSE OF GLIB .
Enjoy.
The Return of Creepy Paparazzi Photo Theater*
Wednesday, 2 July 2008 1:59 A GMT-07
*In which a terrible violation of another person's privacy is transformed into an even greater violation of that same person's privacy for your amusement.
Starring
Ashlee Simpson-Wentz
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The Return of Creepy Paparazzi Photo Theater*
Wednesday, 2 July 2008 1:59 A GMT-07
*In which a terrible violation of another person's privacy is transformed into an even greater violation of that same person's privacy for your amusement. Starring Ashlee Simpson-Wentz
I Can't Believe That Fucking Asshole Is Dead
Monday, 23 June 2008 7:36 A GMT-07
George Carlin was many things, but he was never a cynic. Now this may seem an odd thing to say about a man who once released an album entitled "You Are All Diseased" or who admitted that he only watched motor spots hoping that a
She Knocked Me Out
Friday, 20 June 2008 2:31 P GMT-07
There was a time where it seemed as though I might be able to dance. Sure, I was five years old, but the talent did appear to be there. In my Kindergarten and Grade One classes I was frequently singled out as the one boy who could a
The Lady on the Corner
Thursday, 12 June 2008 3:45 P GMT-07
(Note: This isn't the long post I referred to in my last post. That one is still being written, as is the other one I started last week, but have yet to finish) I work in what can charitably be called a bad part of town, which ex
Crying At Work
Wednesday, 4 June 2008 8:07 A GMT-07
Around 3:00 am this morning it got quiet at work and I had time to kill browsing through blogs online. Although I've done everything possible to fight my urge to talk about it here, I have been following the Democratic presidential no
Two Lists
Tuesday, 27 May 2008 8:02 P GMT-07
10 Reasons I’m Proud of This Blog1. You can read every entry from the beginning and still come away with only a few minor clues about what was actually happening in my day-to-day life.2. It’s unwavering devotion to the glory that is
There Can Only Be One (Perfect Meat Loaf Backup Singer)
Monday, 19 May 2008 7:42 A GMT-07
I am one of those people who generally abhors the concept of the “guilty pleasure”, especially when the term is applied to aspects of popular culture (that said I do think it has some merit if your pleasures involve, say, cutting pe
The Handsomest Man In the World
Friday, 16 May 2008 11:07 P GMT-07
Last year I happened to watch the movies Danger: Diabolik and The Golden Voyage of Sinbad within two weeks of the other and suddenly found myself struck by the sheer awesomeness of John Philip Law. At the time I knew him best as
Oh, Vitajex! What Ya Doin' Ta Me?
Saturday, 10 May 2008 9:32 A GMT-07
A couple of days ago I watched a great movie that made me want to watch three other great movies, all of which deal with the same non-cinematic subject. I plan on writing a long post about them sometime this weekend, but until then, here&
Brick Be Back (and Black!)
Monday, 5 May 2008 11:51 P GMT-07
Sigh….It was inevitable. You just knew that someone was going to do it, no matter how much you hoped they wouldn’t. The money is just too hard to resist, especially for any publisher desperate to produce books their rap
Young Again
Monday, 28 April 2008 8:43 P GMT-07
I have to admit that ever since I turned 32, I’ve been feeling old.Now, some may argue that this is because 32 IS old and that my feeling as though my youth has finally abandoned me for good is at least six years overdue. But most o
A Tale Of Two "Monsters"
Monday, 21 April 2008 9:53 P GMT-07
Last week I finally got the chance to sit down and watch Paul Thomas Anderson’s There Will Be Blood, a movie I had been looking forward to seeing ever since it had been released. Whenever pressed to name my favourite film of all tim
State of the Blog
Monday, 14 April 2008 10:45 P GMT-07
So it looks like that my comparison of two seemingly disparate, but actually oddly similar movies (or--to be more specific--movie characters) is still a few days away. It's already at 2000 words and only half finished, so you best get
A Preview of a Coming Attraction
Friday, 11 April 2008 11:25 A GMT-07
I drink two milkshakes movies right up!
Am I Really That Obvious?
Wednesday, 9 April 2008 7:46 P GMT-07
My sister-in-law, Tonikka, just returned from a recent trip to Toronto and told me that during a shopping excursion down Yonge street she found a store filled to capacity with exactly the kind of pop culture memorabilia to which my life is so p
Yet More Creepy Paparazzi Photos Theater*
Monday, 7 April 2008 11:15 P GMT-07
*In which a terrible violation of another person's privacy is transformed into an even greater violation of that same person's privacy for your amusement. Starring Gwyneth Paltrow
Not My Fault!
Monday, 7 April 2008 8:40 P GMT-07
Despite my recent record, I assure you that I have been attempting to post everyday since this Friday, but it's only been until this very second that blog-city has allowed me access to my administration page. I shall commence work on
Even More Creepy Paparazzi Photo Theater*
Thursday, 3 April 2008 10:23 P GMT-07
*In which a terrible violation of another person's privacy is transformed into an even greater violation of that same person's privacy for your amusement. Starring Lindsay Lohan
Still More Creepy Paparazzi Photos Theater*
Wednesday, 2 April 2008 7:45 P GMT-07
*In which a terrible violation of another person's privacy is transformed into an even greater violation of that same person's privacy for your amusement. Starring Pamela Anderson
More Creepy Paparazzi Photos Theater*
Monday, 31 March 2008 7:44 P GMT-07
*In which a terrible violation of another person's privacy is transformed into an even greater violation of that same person's privacy for your amusement. Starring Christina Aguilera
Five "Facts" I'm Mildly Embarrassed to Have Learned This Week
Sunday, 30 March 2008 7:53 P GMT-07
Miley Cyrus’ real first name is Destiny and she earned her more-famous alias as a result of her father nicknaming her “Smiley-Miley” as a toddler.Kate Beckinsale would rather be a lesbian than eat sushi.The way in which Chris
More-Gasm
Friday, 28 March 2008 7:20 P GMT-07
Last week Mr. Lott, the humble Oklahoman who edits our favourite book review site, felt the need to vent about the sorts of people he is confronted with at his neighborhood bookstore. In response, I decided to take a more positive view.&n
III
Wednesday, 26 March 2008 6:57 P GMT-07
THE HOUSE OF GLIB ISPROUD TO PRESENT III VERY MEMORABLE ACTS OF VIOLENCE FROM III VERY MEMORABLE MOVIES: FRIDAY THE 13TH PART III A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET III: DREAM WARRIORS &n
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This Is Why I Love Movies
Monday, 24 March 2008 10:08 P GMT-07
Watch these two trailers for David Mamet's upcoming ultimate fighting drama, Redbelt, and ask yourself if they don't seem to be advertising two different movies--one is a gritty sports flick about a skilled martial artist who refuses t
Creepy Paparazzi Photos Theater*
Saturday, 22 March 2008 12:20 A GMT-07
*In which a terrible violation of another person's privacy is transformed into an even greater violation of that same person's privacy for your amusement. Starring Victoria Beckham With a Special Appearance By Eva Lo
Let Me Take You Down, Cuz I'm Going To....
Thursday, 20 March 2008 9:24 P GMT-07
I have a confession to make.... I FUCKING LOVESgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band But then who doesn't, right? It's widely considered to be one of the most revolutionary and important musical works of all t
Oh, Saul Tigh, You Make It Impossible For Me Not To Love You....
Wednesday, 19 March 2008 9:37 A GMT-07
A Web Series Worth Watching
Monday, 17 March 2008 10:58 A GMT-07
A few days ago I listened to the latest Martini Shot podcast by Rob Long in which he worries, only half-jokingly, that the popularity of online media content (aka webisodes) will have the unintended, but highly-detrimental, effect of significa
tags: bewarethefuture
Please Excuse Me As I Have A Geek Attack....
Thursday, 13 March 2008 10:05 A GMT-07
Cuz this is the most awesome news I've heard this year*. *It's especially sweet since the article also makes a factual error**, which means it also gives me a healthy jolt of smug geek superiority. **The episode of Amaz
Why Me No Post
Monday, 10 March 2008 2:25 P GMT-07
A short while ago I lent my nephew, Lynden, my copy of Dragon Quest VIII and have been much amused by how it has come to control his young life. Now whenever he sees me he either brags about his progress (which he measures by the power of
Allan's Comic Book Spoiler Theater
Friday, 7 March 2008 9:16 A GMT-07
I always try to keep it on a positive tip when I discuss my weekly purchases of the latest four-colour funnybooks, if only to avoid sounding like another self-entitled whiny fanboy (a term that most intelligent people consider synonymous with &