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10 Signs You've Drunk Too Much Red Bull
posted Wednesday, 10 August 2005
1) You're about to call the cops on your neighbors until you discover that that loud thumping sound is actually your heart.
2) The last time you tried to sleep you levitated a foot off of your bed.
3) Hummingbirds are attempting to mate with you.
4) You can see sounds and they look like your future doom.
5) Your urine can now resurrect the dead.
6) You have enough of those cans to build a really crappy tank.
7) You've evolved into a new level of humanity: Hyper Sapien.
8) You are able to procastinate with a focus and intensity that you never previously thought possible.
9) Jesus just left a call on your answering machine. He's worried about you.
10) You're dead.
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