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A Brick Bronson Joint
posted Thursday, 19 April 2007
A Brief Excerpt From 1956’s Brick Bronson and the Beatniks by Stoney M. Badess
“Hey man,” the beautiful beatnik chick purred at Timmy suggestively, “want to smoke some reefer?”
“Sure. What is it?”
Before she could answer him, Brick burst into the room and hurled a jar of nearby acid into her face.
“AHHHHHHHHHHHHH,” she screamed as she covered her melting visage and ran out of the room.
“What just happened, Brick?” asked a confused Timmy.
“My young friend, I just save you from the greatest danger you ever faced.”
“Greater than the time I was stuck in that train compartment with Tallulah Bankhead?”
“Okay,” Brick admitted, “the second greatest danger you’ve ever faced.”
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