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BRONSON!!!!!!!!!
posted Monday, 26 March 2007
A Brief Excerpt From 1965's Brick Bronson and the Circus of Insanity By Stoney M. Badess
“Whatever you do Timmy, DON’T open your eyes!”
“Why? What’s happening Mr. Bronson?”
“Do you remember that nightmare you’ve been having?”
“You mean the one where I am viciously raped by a gang of evil midget circus clowns?”
“Yeah, that one.”
“What about it?”
“Just keep your eyes closed is all I’m saying.”
“Darn it, Mr. Bronson. I told you I didn’t want to go on this mission.”
“I know Timmy, but I didn’t think it would be like this.”
“What did you think it would be like?”
“Y’know, like a normal mission, only with a lot more cotton candy.”
“Why? What’s happening Mr. Bronson?”
“Do you remember that nightmare you’ve been having?”
“You mean the one where I am viciously raped by a gang of evil midget circus clowns?”
“Yeah, that one.”
“What about it?”
“Just keep your eyes closed is all I’m saying.”
“Darn it, Mr. Bronson. I told you I didn’t want to go on this mission.”
“I know Timmy, but I didn’t think it would be like this.”
“What did you think it would be like?”
“Y’know, like a normal mission, only with a lot more cotton candy.”
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