A Brief Excerpt From 1954’s Brick Bronson and the Invisible Woman by Stoney M. Badess
“I tell you, Timmy, it there’s one thing I don’t trust, it’s a dame you can’t see.”
“You don’t seem to like women very much, do you Mr. Bronson?”
“What are you implying?”
“Well, you’re always talking about how you don’t trust women and how the only thing they’re good for is laundry and making babies. Plus, you do keep throwing acid into their faces.”
“I like women as much as any reasonable man should. It’s not my fault they’re obviously God’s greatest mistake.”
“This has something to do with your mom, doesn’t it?”
“I don’t know,” Brick shrugged. “Maybe….”
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