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posted Saturday, 10 March 2007
A Brief Excerpt From 1969's Brick Bronson and the Oriental Spies by Stoney M. Badess
“Mr. Bronson, what is that lady doing?”
“She’s loading herself up with ping pong balls, Timmy.”
“But why?”
“Because she’s a Taiwanese whore and that’s what they do.”
“But why?”
“Because Thailand has a large rural underclass who are so poverty-stricken they have no choice but to sell their daughters into sexual slavery. It’s really very sad.”
“But what does that have to do with ping pong balls?”
“You ask a lot of questions, Timmy.”
“I’m sorry, Mr. Bron—OW! What was that?”
“That was a ping pong ball and,” Brick added, “really good distance for such a small girl.”
“She’s loading herself up with ping pong balls, Timmy.”
“But why?”
“Because she’s a Taiwanese whore and that’s what they do.”
“But why?”
“Because Thailand has a large rural underclass who are so poverty-stricken they have no choice but to sell their daughters into sexual slavery. It’s really very sad.”
“But what does that have to do with ping pong balls?”
“You ask a lot of questions, Timmy.”
“I’m sorry, Mr. Bron—OW! What was that?”
“That was a ping pong ball and,” Brick added, “really good distance for such a small girl.”
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