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The Moment Brick Turned Suspicious....
posted Thursday, 12 April 2007
A Brief Excerpt From 1966’s Brick Bronson and the Bikini Assassins by Stoney M. Badess
“Mr. Bronson! I can’t believe you’re alive!”
“Timmy? What the h-e-c-k are you doing here?”
“I’ve come to save you from the clutches of the evil bikini assassins!”
“Are you insane? This place is paradise!”
“But you’re their prisoner!”
“Yeah,’ Brick responded, as if Timmy was a mongoloid, “I’m a prisoner of bikini assassins! Do you know how much most guys would pay to be here? Play your cards right and you could get captured and join me!”
“I don’t like the sound of that, Mr. Bronson….”
“You know what, Timmy? I’m beginning to think there’s something wrong with you….”
“Mr. Bronson! I can’t believe you’re alive!”
“Timmy? What the h-e-c-k are you doing here?”
“I’ve come to save you from the clutches of the evil bikini assassins!”
“Are you insane? This place is paradise!”
“But you’re their prisoner!”
“Yeah,’ Brick responded, as if Timmy was a mongoloid, “I’m a prisoner of bikini assassins! Do you know how much most guys would pay to be here? Play your cards right and you could get captured and join me!”
“I don’t like the sound of that, Mr. Bronson….”
“You know what, Timmy? I’m beginning to think there’s something wrong with you….”
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